2021關于普京從不沖馬桶的笑話（包括英文版）

就像我們有拉吉尼坎特的笑話一樣，在俄羅斯他們也有普京的笑話……

當普京上學遲到時，老師懲罰了全班早起。

當普京的電話在劇院響起時，他們暫停了電影。

醫生：“你得了癌癥”。

普京：“告訴它，它還有兩周的壽命。”

當普京照鏡子時，沒有反射，因為只有一個普京。

普京出生時給父母取名。

不是俄羅斯選擇了他，而是他選擇了俄羅斯。

普京抵達外國機場：

海關官員：“職業？”

普京：“不，只是來訪。”

普京撥打 911 詢問他們的緊急情況。

普京建造了他出生的醫院。

這家伙從不沖馬桶，他只是把馬桶嚇跑了。

普京出生時，因為醫生沒有哭，他扇了他一巴掌。

普京不去上學，學校就宣布放假。

不要再叫他俄羅斯詹姆斯邦德了。詹姆斯邦德是英國人弗拉基米爾普京。

當普京創建一個帳戶時，條款和條件與他一致。

當普京咳嗽時，Covid 戴著口罩。

Putin Jokes

Just as we hFBI WARNINGe Rajinikanth jokes, in Russia they hFBI WARNINGe Putin jokes.....

When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.

When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.

Doctor: "You hFBI WARNINGe Cancer".

Putin: "Tell it, it has two weeks to live."

When Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.

When Putin was born, he named his parents.

Russia didn't choose him, he chose Russia.

Putin Arriving at Foreign Country's Airport:

Customs Officer: "Occupation?"

Putin: "No, just visiting."

Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.

Putin built the hospital in which he was born.

This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.

When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.

When Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it a Holiday.

Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin.

When Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.

When Putin coughs, Covid wears a mask.